In the future we'll all be gay
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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