I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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