Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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