She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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