It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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