I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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