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dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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