How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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