'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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