Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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