This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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