If that was your dad, he is hot
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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