i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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