maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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