i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i think i have herpe
just one?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
