I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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