I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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