Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
As shirtless as possible
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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