I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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