haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
