i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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