he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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