Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize