I wanna bring you to show and tell
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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