I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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