Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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