Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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