the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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