so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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