I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
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