Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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