great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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