If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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