Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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