I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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