Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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