So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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