People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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