I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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