she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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