i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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