i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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