I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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