Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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