But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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