Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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