We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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