So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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