im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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