good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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