fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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