Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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