She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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