I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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