If that was your dad, he is hot
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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